A couple is getting ready for bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.....'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
HA!
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Laugh my butt off Karen, although Clayton's humor must of flew the coop this morning cause he didn't find any haha in this morning's blog post....
I liked the pillow one best...(second from last)
I think I am lucky Rob does not have a blog!
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