Monday, August 3, 2009

Random Web jokes...

A couple is getting ready for bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.....'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

HA!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laugh my butt off Karen, although Clayton's humor must of flew the coop this morning cause he didn't find any haha in this morning's blog post....

Hillside Stable said...

I liked the pillow one best...(second from last)

I think I am lucky Rob does not have a blog!