Monday, November 30, 2009
Good News!
And to pay for hauling, there will be a $1000.00 late fee for board not paid by tomorrow....
Amazing how things just seem to work out...which one do you want?
Karen
Bye Pill!
The snow today seems fitting for the transition into December, but I hope the roads are still ok for you guys to make it to the barn!
Karen
Sunday, November 29, 2009
November 30.
Yippy!
And before you complain about the board bill...read the November issue of Horse Sport; they have an article called "Those @#$%#@ Boarding Fees Explained / A Labour of Love, Not Money". The barn they study charges $750.00 a month for inside board and that only includes hay and complete feed...and an indoor arena that is a lot smaller than ours!
The article also contains quotes and comments from yours truly! When I was originally interviewed I was told the article was about what people wanting to run a boarding stable should know, so my comments were more to that end. They got one important thing somewhat wrong though...it implies that I am the one who is the construction expert who designed the barn and not Rob! I would be afraid to ride in an arena I built!
I think I have about 10 or so quotes in the article, and I think I sound ok. It is kind of neat to read about our barn in a national publication!
Karen
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Pretty horse alert...
It made me think that maybe Christine should start perusing the Arab/Percheron ads...seems like it may be a promising cross for dressage, which an easier looking trot than the average Friesian.
Karen
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Blind Dates
I was a focused youth, so while in school and working at Freelance Farm, I did not date; my time, money and energy was spent on either my classes or my horses...which is exactly how it should be by the way. When I finally quit working at the barn and got a "real job", my co-workers felt that I needed a boyfriend; I was the only one at work who was not married and for some reason this was an issue.
Now I hadn't been at this job long, but I was highly motivated, so it didn't take me long to work up from data entry to assistant accountant and then to office manager/assistant accountant. Anyone with sense would have seen I was ambitious and keen. One day the Payroll Clerk decided it made sense to set me up with her son. He was younger than me, but not by much, so I agreed; I figured the Payroll clerk knew me well enough by this time. I was wrong.
Payroll Clerk's son picked me up at my condo, in his ancient sedan and we went to a movie...I think...I don't actually remember what we did. He looked like he was too young to even need to shave. It was creepy. I remember feeling like I was this kids mother. He may only have been 3 or 4 years younger than me...but he was as Christine K would say "daft". He was content to live in his parent's basement and to work at the grocery store...not that there is anything wrong with that when you are young...but he had no ambition to move beyond this, and key goals included buying a new video game. Seriously, I was trying hard to find some ray of hope or ambition in this kid, but nada. Not a clever brain cell in his grey matter. Couldn't hold a conversation that wasn't about video games or his job. I swear his mom set us up to try to help motivate him, otherwise I have no idea what she was thinking. At least that date ended very obviously with no chance of a second. Seeing mom the next day was awkward...but then she was about as daft as the son.
Blind date number two was set up by the people in the office next door. He was a former employee that was now self employed. This one sounded good on paper: smart, ambitious, nice, lived in his own townhouse and made very good money and picked his own work hours.
He picked me up and my place, and we likely went for dinner...maybe a movie? I used to wear skirts a lot back then, and I remember i was wearing something somewhat short (above the knees, but safe to sit down in short...something I would feel ok wearing to the office), and I think it made him very uncomfortable! I remember he was decent looking, and he didn't do anything wrong...he just lacked any interesting qualities or spark. Trying to make conversation was exhausting which seemed odd as he was obviously a somewhat worldly person. I thought maybe he was nervous, and I figured he was a nice, successful guy, so I SHOULD like him...so I went on date #2. He invited me to his place and made dinner. I dressed more conservatively. I just remember sitting on the edge of his sofa, in his insanely clean house, feeling SOOO out of place as he talked about wanting to buy a house with someone, have kids, go to church on Sundays and live a normal average life. He thought that I owned a horse was "cute"....likely figuring it was a phase I would move past when I started popping out babies. My mom would have liked him, but can you imagine me in that role? He attempted a good night kiss...it was awkward and sloppy and sealed the door that there would be no date #3. I just wanted to get back to my happy little condo! Money definitely cannot buy charisma, and being smart doesn't guarantee someone a personality.
Blind dates are such an odd concept...really they should be a good idea of the setter upper knows both people, but I think sometimes people just want to play match maker and figure the right age and right gender is enough...or maybe it is just some cruel joke played by unhappy married people on their carefree single friends...
Karen
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Questions...
I am also looking for some stackable rubbermaid bins that open at the front like the bulk bins in the grocery store. Does anyone know where I can find them?
Reminder about the Christmas Party on the 13th of December too; 1:00 pm.
We are going to have a $20.00 Secret Santa gift exchange (gifts don't have to be horsey, as non riding family members can also come and participate), a snack potluck, beverages, Hillside Trivia, and other games. All Hillside clients, friends and their families are welcome to come, just bring something for the snack table!
Karen
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Certifiable...
The problem is, that ANYONE can issue a certificate. They sell them for a dollar and the Dollar Store. But if you are running a program, you can just add the $1.00 certificate to the end of a course and suddenly people end your course claiming to be professionals.
The biggest "certification" to hit the horse industry is the Certified Equine Massage Course. I know people who have taken some of these courses, and they do sound good, but I don't know if they all are. The main thing that worries me about these courses though, is that the people running the course, and teaching, are also the ones testing! Is it really in their best interest to fail their students? Massage is something that can do a lot of good, but it can also do damage...or just use up money without benefit. A certificate without standardized testing or independent testing is of questionable value.
There are also the coaching/teaching certificates. The Equine Canada program is good; to get our level 1 coaches certificate you are taught and tested by multiple people. You have to take numerous courses, work with a mentor, and show you can do the job. This does make it an expensive certificate though...thousands of dollars, but i do think it is a legitimate standardized program and is good for the industry. A level 1 EC coach can do basic dressage, jumping, and has good barn and management skills. A level 2 coach has shown to have the skills to coach to a high level. Level 3 means you are a national level coach! EC coaches have to keep up their skills and learning through clinics and mentoring.
But there are other coaching certificates...where level 1 means you can help a beginner rider walk and trot. Level 2...you can teach canter. Level 3 you can teach aids and start over fences.
So...you see someone saying they are a Certified Level 2 coach...and you may think EC which means, WOW, you have lots of skills and experience and are a high level coach...when really, you just know how to tell someone how to kick a horse into a canter.
And some of these coaching programs have the program instructors also grade and pass the students...not sure how legit that is.
It is not that I think these programs are BAD, just misleading....good money makers for the program holders though!
So....to that end, I am going to run a How to Sell your Horse Certification course!
We will cover such topics as:
1) how to take photos that make your horse's head look gigantic
2) How to take photos to hide your horse's club foot
3) How to borrow children to place between your unbroke horse's feet to show how quiet it is.
4) How to borrow children to put on your unbroke horse's back to show how quiet it is.
5) The many ways tarps can be used to show how well trained your horse is.
6) How to spell words like "lunge" and "exercise".
7) How to measure your horse to make it a full 1 inch to 1 hand taller than it really is!
8) How to successfully show your horse to potential buyers even though you don't have any sort of arena and the horse hasn't been ridden in weeks!
9) How to distract potential buyers while the horse acts up.
10) How to subtly discourage try outs and vet checks while still selling your horse.
11) and finally, how to avoid law suites when selling your horse! (who am i kidding...horse people are oddly reluctant to pursue evil sellers...if they weren't, then J.N. wouldn't still be in business...
All things i am learning while trying out horses...
I am charging a mere $1500.00 for this 2 day CERTIFICATE course! Then you can advertise your horse as being sold by a Certified seller!
Monday, November 23, 2009
More Western!
Pill the western Horse!
I should have put my chaps on to complete the image. I seem to be getting back into the western riding again, I just wish the horses I have to ride western fit my new saddle...the old wide one puts me in such a chair seat! Anyway...Pill would make such an awesome western horse with some training! I great all around show mount. I hope he finds a good home.
For lessons this week, we are getting back to basics and working on the fundamentals of keeping a straight horse, even rhythm, and maintaining pace in (and out of) the corners. I am also going to start using Zander and Tommy a bit in the lesson rotation, so keeping things simple will let those two start to get the hang of things.
Karen
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Video of Pill!
And pictures:


He is out of shape which I think is why he is having trouble holding himself steady, but is a nice gelding and will do well for someone. I hope to do a western video of him as well.
All this videoing lately is really showing me how much I need to work on my position! I have gotten lazy. You can't really tell my arm is in a splint though can you? I didn't think that would look good on video, but didn't want to risk taking it off, so I just left my hoody on to hide it.
KarenThursday, November 19, 2009
Oh my...this "mare" is the same age as Coregel and Piper....my two little yearling babies. The "Rider" is 7 years old...the same age as...well....someone in grade school. Is the logic that the child is young and light weight so perfectly ok to sit on baby horse's kidneys?
And who needs a helmet, corral, reins or any sort of safety...kids bounce right?
Maybe this is why so many saddlebreds are sway backed at an early age...
But calling her a mare rather than a filly makes it ok...
Did I mention I hate horse shopping?
Karen
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tommy the western horse!
He is a really fun horse, and so sensible...just not a 3'6" jumper, so I am confident we will find him a good home. We will use him in lessons until he is sold; you guys will love him!
Karen
Monday, November 16, 2009
The Nerve!
I can't believe it is already mid November, yet it was 13 degrees out today! Crazy. Only what, 6 weeks until Christmas?
Hard to get in the Christmas spirit without snow on the ground, but the stores are sure trying to get us in the shopping mood. Chocolates and tinsel everywhere.
So...what do you guys want for Christmas this year? I need to start organizing the barn party!
Karen
Sunday, November 15, 2009
I also rode Grey Gelding...."Dillon". He is not at all in shape, so we just did walk/trot....and he was ok. Sitting on him was like sitting on a big overstuffed couch. He may need his teeth done as he would occasionally flip his head up, but when he was relaxed, he felt good. Needs some retraining though...didn't seem to get the idea of listening to seat aids, or understanding lateral work....but then it was his first time really being ridden in a while, so perhaps I should cut him some slack!
The new horses are all so friendly though. I really like their personalities; they make Rocket look bad in that respect! (don't worry Rocket, I still love you best). It will be interesting to see how they do this week...hopefully at least one of them will be in the lesson rotation starting next week!
Karen
Saturday, November 14, 2009
A public service announcement...
More recently there was a local incident were a van driver collided with another vehicle that made a left turn right in front of them. The driver and passenger of the left turn vehicle both died on scene. The van showed no signs of having attempted to swerve or break. The reason? driver was texting. Sure the left turn vehicle may have been in the wrong, but the texting driver will forever have the image of two dead women and know that it may have been avoided had he been paying attention to driving rather than texting. he will have to live with those two deaths forever.
I can't call either of the above events accidents...they aren't...they could have been avoided or minimized with an attentive driver.
Cars go fast, and all it takes is a moment of inattention to cause a wreck; fishing for something in the back seat, answering a cell phone, eating....but what takes even more attention is texting.
Heck, I can't even text and walk!
So...think about the possible consequence of taking your eyes of the road....is it worth it?
All in all, I think texting has almost become an addiction for some people...they seem to get anxious knowing a text is waiting for them...but how often are texts actually anything of long term consequence? Maybe we need to organize a texting intervention for the barn teenagers...
I think a certain teenager's anti texting parents may have been on the right track when they refused to get their daughter a texting phone.
Karen
Kokanee's Back
Karen
Friday, November 13, 2009
Jumping Saddlebred!
Shouldn't be too long before Zander is ready to be a lesson horse...i think he is going to be a barn favourite in no time (after Rocket of course...no one can replace Rocket). Come to think of it if I just had a barn of Rockets and Zanders teaching (and learning) would be so much easier.
Now...to bad all sellers couldn't be like Zanders owner! She was honest and easy to work with.
Karen
Friday the 13th
On a slightly more positive note, a grey gelding came in for us on trial. He is a decent sized horse, likely around 16 hands...but FAT! And out of shape. I have him for 2 weeks to see how he does. Fingers crossed he is as nice as Zander as horse shopping is not any fun. Please don't make fun of his tail...it should grow back!
Karen
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Meet Tommy!

Tommy (aka Hail Storm) arrived late this afternoon...I was beginning to wonder if he would get here at all: The hauler ran into some unexpected problems, so called to let me know he would be about 2 hours late...he had tried to call the seller, but her vmail was full and couldn't reach her...not only that but the hauler was having trouble with his own cell phone. So...I tried calling the seller and sure enough, no answer and no room in the vmail...so I called a number the seller had called me on once before; turns out it was gramma's house in Calgary! Gramma figured the seller would call me when she got cold enough waiting.
Sure enough she called a little later and told me she had to go to work...so she was going to leave him in a paddock with his halter on and a lead rope...she was also supposed to leave the signed Bill of Sale and a note...so the hauler would know he wasn't stealing a horse! So a couple hours later the hauler gets there and sees the horse but no person and no note. To make matters worse, his cell phone was working again, but only if he drove back down the road. Fortunately the sellers dad came home a little later and found the note the seller left...which said "Sorry, I couldn't stay". No number, no explanation, nothing. At least he was able to talk to the dad to know the horse could go with him!
Fortunately the hauler had patience and the horse was easy to load and he arrived here safe and sound in a nicely sized box stall.
I would definitely use this hauler again; it was Braeden Transport booked through www.barnkrescue.com Not only were they very well priced, had a decent/safe stock trailer, but they also were very good at communication and letting me know what was going on. Much appreciated!
Karen
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Not all tissues are made equally...
I am very whiny when I have a stuffed nose. Rob is lucky to be away.
Thank you Wyn for the muffins. they made my throat feel better.
I am however not impressed with the bulk buy stash of Kleenex Rob bought a while ago. Now that my nose has had the pleasure of Kleenex with lotion, the regular kind is just not up to par.
And despite the commercials trying to say otherwise...toilet paper is not a good substitute for proper lotiony tissue.
Tissue technology has spoiled me.
Zander trotted and cantered poles today like he has done it a million times before. So...if my phlegm clogged brain can handle it...I plan to try jumping him tomorrow! I am so excited.
And...we need a name for a black and white pinto that is coming tomorrow. He has more white than black...so more white on him than Triton, but similar pattern. Must be a two syllable name. So far the best I have come up with is Wally. I don't know why. Or Tommy.
We might have Lana or Meagan out on Friday, so if you want your horse checked by the vet, let me know!
Karen